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thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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davnilorzai:

captainryeguy:

When I walk into the pharmacy

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radioactiveferret
It’s BAAAAACK
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turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

AHAHAHAHA oh the precious thing. I worked every single federal holiday this year, save Memorial Day and … well, we don’t acknowledge Columbus Day. That includes Thanksgiving and Christmas. 

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john-robbie:

vietnamzee:

since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

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LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VERSION OF THIS SONG

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kiaske:

officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

IM CRYING

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snowyspeight:

creepturtle:

feefeeri:

that-snowflake-sure-is-special:

Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.

GordonRamsay

gordon ramsay’s cook-along blog

your kitchen is a mess and i just… need to rule it

snowyspeight:

creepturtle:

feefeeri:

that-snowflake-sure-is-special:

Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon

Ramsay

gordon ramsay’s cook-along blog

your kitchen is a mess and i just… need to rule it

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judiette:

ive always hated how short i was
until i saw this
bless

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Every Doctor Who Episode: Season 1 Episode 13 The Parting of Ways

"Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you, you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I."

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d0nn0:

clestroying:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩

No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you

(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..

Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies

( ´∀`)Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!

wHAT THE FUCK

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