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So my cat turned out to have a mild food allergy to a food we bought her. My cat is also a pig.

First, I came home from work one day to find she had knocked her treat baggie down off the fridge and tried to claw her way into it. I put the baggie in a cabinet.

Then, I came home from work to find she had knocked the actual food bag down, and torn a hole in it. I put the bag in a cabinet.

Today, I found that she had managed to get onto the top shelf of the pantry and tear open the OLD food that I had kept as an emergency supply. I have been going nuts for two days now, because the allergy bumps were coming back and I couldn’t figure out why!

My cat is a shithead.

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